I have been told today that I am a celebrity because I have a fanbase. Say what?! Does this mean that I have to hire bodyguards now and I’m gonna get companies like Apple and Nintendo sending me freebies because I like GameBoys and iPods?

Ohhhh, I wish. While I’m at it, I would like to give a shout-out to Blizzard in hopes of getting the Wrath King expansion for free this Christmas because I promote World of Warcraft on my blog. 

ROFL. Of course, this is as likely to happen as Brad Pitt breaking down in front of my apartment building and asking to stay for the night. Gawd, I wish I will also EAT MY WORDS personally online if Blizzard actually sends me a free copy. I will video tape it and upload it to YouTube, you heard it here first