This was absolutely hilarious, and as a Star Wars fan and a Obama supporter, I just have to post it. Obama For President!
Archive for May 9th, 2008
I’ve come to a realisation that I tend to say the same things over and over again in the space of a day. In my head, I’m starting to sound like a broken record :p Usually, I will say them to Abby and sometimes Nick- and they’re always in my head. I’m almost certain that I sound like my mother at times, which I don’t think is the best thing. I always said as a teenager that I would never become my mother and I would never treat my own children the way that we were treated…yet, here I am. I suppose you want some examples? Okay then…
“Sit there and don’t you dare touch anything.”
“I thought I told you to sit at the table?!”
“Get in bed! And stay there!”
“Abby! What are you doing?”
“Honey, are you going to go to the store?”
“So I assume you’re going to the store after work then?”
“You two! Cut it out!”
“This is mine. Go get your own.”
Etcetera, etcetera. I say other ones, but I won’t bore you with a post made up entirely of quotes. There’s other things that float around in my head that I would LOVE to say, but you know I don’t think it would be appropriate for me to post them here. Usually I accompany these quotes by one or a few of the following:
- Raised voice
- Screaming
- Pointing
- Jumping up and down
- Pulling my hair out
So yeah, I will be the first to admit that being married with children makes you bald, hoarse and an insomniac. I’m just warning all you newlyweds and engaged couples out there. Being married might be fine in itself, but having kids is a completely different ballgame. It’s like the difference between baseball and cricket.
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